THE MONSTER IS LOOSE WEBSITE

If I had money I'll tell you what I'd do:
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two

I'm crazy about a Mercury
Lord, crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road

Ooh I had me a girl, stole her from a friend,
Friend got lucky stole her back again

'Cause she thought he had a Mercury
Oh, she thought he had a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
Oh c'mon...

Well hey now, mama, you're looking so fine
Cruisin' 'round in a Mercury '69

I'm crazy about a Mercury
Mmmh, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road

Now, girl went out, didn't stay long
Bought herself a Mercury and cruised it on home

'Cause she knows I had a Mercury
Oh, she knows I had a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road...

Oh...

Well hey now mama, you're looking so fine
Cruisin' 'round in a Mercury '69

I'm crazy about a Mercury
Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road, how

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
'N cruise it up and down the...

I'm goin' out
I'm gonna get me a real job

And I'm gonna buy me some Mercury, oh...

(Lyrics and music: KC Douglas & Robert L Geddins)